Scotland isn’t exactly our strongest constituency, in fact we like to call it ‘bandit country’ when we’re out of earshot of the media pack, but after my photo-op I had to fly to Glasgow to launch the Scottish Conservatives’ manifesto. It wasn’t the slickest of news conferences and it was a big mistake to allow questions afterwards, but all in all I think we got away with it.

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You might have noticed that I had Sandra in tow too. Lyndon thinks that she’s my trump card. “At least we know what they’re thinking when they see her on your arm, and just for once they are thinking what you’re thinking.”

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